“You will not
believe what just happened.” He heard her voice from behind him. Sliding towards
one end of the wooden bench, he gave her some space to sit next to him. He was
staring blankly at the open fountain in front of him, which was constantly
gushing out water and spraying liquid all over in the vicinity. The park was
serene, as always; the peace interspersed with the occasional chirping of the
birds.
“I had to tell
my boss that you met with an accident to get the day off,” she
continued with a grin on her face. He let out a
half–hearted laugh. He seemed to be lost in his own thoughts. She dropped her bag to the ground
and parked herself next to him.
“Hey, what’s
up?” she asked, concerned.
He straightened
up, and looking at her, he said, “Nothing. Why do you ask?”
“You seem to be
very quiet today.”
“How perceptive
of you,” he quipped.
Her eyebrows
shot up in surprise at the unwanted sarcasm. “What's the matter?” she prodded
gently.
“Nothing,” he
said again, and then added, “nothing important.”
“Ah, so there is
something,” she said smiling.
“Don’t bother. Long
story,” he said morosely, “and a boring one at that.”
“Well, this must
be your lucky day,” she said, crossing her legs and settling back comfortably
on the bench. “I am all in for long boring stories, mister.”
He responded
with a smile. She noticed the lack of glamour in him which always used to be
his appealing quality. Picking up her bag, she started searching in an
unsystematic manner. “Also,” she said, while pulling out two bars of Snickers, “I have the right accessories
to go with them.”
“Thanks,” he
said, taking one of them. “But, I’m not up for any narration right now. “
She looked at
him, puzzled. “Okay seriously, you have to get this thing off your chest now,”
she said, getting slightly annoyed at his lackluster behaviour.
“I’m just having
a bad day. Try to understand,” he said.
She gasped and
opened up her arms in frustration.
“How will I
understand if you don’t say it?”
He simply
shrugged.
“You were
perfectly all right yesterday. What’s gotten into you? Your mood has just swung
to the other extreme overnight,” she said, making a sweeping movement with her
hands to emphasize her statement.
“Right. I’m not
entitled to sudden mood swings unless I have a fluctuating blood sugar level,”
he retorted.
She looked at
him with her mouth half open, trying to digest what he said. He maintained a
straight face all along, but the twinkle was back in his eyes. Then, her eyes
widened in comprehension.
“Oooh, you did
not!” she said slowly, stressing on each and every word.
His face broke
into an impish grin. He was back to his charming self again.
“Now you know
how it feels to be on the other side,” he said playfully.
She punched him
on the shoulder and snatched the chocolate from his hand.
“Hey!”
“Go get your
own,” she snapped back.
“Okay, I’m
sorry,” he said. ” I understand what you go through, but I thought you should
know how I feel as well. And come on,
you should have seen the baffled expression on your face,” he said grinning
from ear to ear.
She smiled
despite herself and tossed the chocolate back to him. Unwrapping it immediately,
he popped the whole thing into his mouth.
“Anyway, it’s
not actually that bad, right?” she asked curiously.
“wu aa wo eyaa,”
he said with his mouth full of caramel and nuts. He munched on for a couple of
seconds more and repeated, slowly shaking his head, “You have no idea.”
She punched him
harder; this time, eliciting a loud groan out of him.
Maga what is this????? Me noob. is there some deeper meaning that i should be getting :P
ReplyDeleteMaga, if I reveal the deeper meaning embedded in this spiritual story, you'll either kill yourself or stop reading my blog. Either way, I'll lose a follower.
DeleteI'll explain it to you offline. That would be one awkward conversation, I'm telling you.
Same expression I had ... Dafuq only it was :D
DeleteLol. I probably made it too vague while trying to be subtle.
Delete;-)
ReplyDeleteVery much needed acknowledgement.
Delete:D
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ReplyDeleteNot a man of your word I see.
ReplyDeleteNever claimed to be one.
DeleteOk fine, you were right. Using common names is boring. I'll use your other suggestions in future. Thanks, Nim.
(And, M_P13 is also your ID?)
See where you can go with my suggestions! Sigh, took me two years to drill some sense into you.
DeleteI'm eager to know what happened as well!!!
ReplyDelete+Not Just My Allegories+
Hmmm well...Fluctuating blood sugar level + Mood swings. Happens to most women, if not all.
DeleteIt was totally funny when it(this story) was inside my head.
LOL! I'd like to see you try that on your girl. No, seriously. And write about it here. And I'll courier u hot cocoa to help u get over your loss. :P
ReplyDeleteAre you implying that if some guy tried this on you, he would have to watch his back? :D
DeleteJust trying to confirm.
Maybe I just say....I LOVE YOUR WRITING STYLE :D Haha...very well-written...made my smile like a fool till my manager had to tap me on my shoulder to get my attention :P
ReplyDeleteHaha. Thanks, Gaya. And thanks for taking it in the right sense. :)
DeleteWhen I was half way through I thought that I would comment, "Do men also have mood swings?" And then a few lines later I was grinning from ear to ear :-]
ReplyDeleteSo, you think men can't have mood swings? Is that it?
DeleteGod, sometimes you can be such a...aargh. Never mind.
Drove home the point, I see... :P
ReplyDelete*Kitchak ... * Ooooh ... That was one evil stab on the fraternity ... :-D
ReplyDeleteNow all you need is a suitable laughter to go with it ...